My Boring HODL Dividend Investment Account

Today I present to you my current boring HODL investment account. You asked because you were curious or just wanted to troll, so sit back and enjoy.

My current holdings in this account are primarily composed of mostly well-known Canadian listed companies that pay a dividend that I see as sustainable and provide a modest amount of growth (some more so than others). 

Breaking the 20 (for diversification and simplicity of rotating funds) down by Sector and Industry:

Now I know some of you are gonna say where is the #ethereum and where are the miners …etc… It’s OK, those are in a different account, the goal of this account is to create a comfortable boomer slow growth high-dividend boring account.

The dividends are as follows:

Some strategies for growing this investment account:

  • Something was on sale that you were gonna pay full price for anyways, take the difference and buy a share or a fractional.
  • Have funds that you use to trade and/or swing with and roll some profits over.
  • Reinvest the dividends.
  • Move funds from charts that look toppy to ones that look to break out.


I use Wealth Simple for this account as it charges me $0.00 for commissions and can buy some of these shares in fractional amounts like so:

If there is interest and time permits I may follow up on this blog piece and start explaining some of the thoughts on my investments. In the meantime, if you are interested in setting up a commission-free account using Wealth SImple please use my referral code listed here – you will get two free stonks to signup:

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